Stop Bothering Me, Emperor

Chapter 50 Selling Oneself

The history teacher is obviously very interested in the history of Da Yu Reign. In the textbook, there were only two pages of Yu Tang's prosperity. She had given three classes from those two pages.

The first lecture was on the meritorious service of Emperor Yu, and the second lecture on the historical contribution by Intelligent Male Empress. The third lecture was made only after mentioning the textbook and then she branched to other places.

"The Male Empress, formerly known as Song Xiao, and the Jun Zhu consort..." The history teacher chanted " The Intelligent Male Empress Historical Biography " eloquently, but a sudden burst of laughter broke out in the classroom.

Everyone heard the name "Song Xiao", and they looked at the Song Xiao next to the class monitor. Song Xiao stared at the textbook in a relentless manner, without saying a word.

The history teacher settled her glasses, and this reminds her that there is also a Song person called Song Xiao in this class: "It's all right, be quiet now." Being immersed in his favorite story, the history teacher wouldn't allow anyone to bother and continue teaching.

"This scholar of the Yu Dynasty, who was..... from the age of three years old a literate student, he became a poet at the age of five and took part in the palace exam at the age of ten. He went to Beijing to test for the championship at the age of 17, and he passed the championship. If he was not a Empress, he would have also been a great successful man"

Historical teachers have lamented that many people in history have studied the Male Empress and found that this person had made a lot of achievements in the official field in the past few years. Some of the books the Male Empress wrote were especially insightful. He then honed the appropriate Prime Minister for the empire for several years.

"It's just like hanging my books and I will fail!" Qian Jiahui couldn't help but said, everyone started laughing again.

History is like this. Sometimes it is even more exaggerated than people's unscrupulous creations. If that someone is the champion of 17 years old, that is, he can be made into the eternal god of an immortal statue and indulge in disregard of one's ancestors.

The history teacher brought in her own historical materials and showed it on the multimedia teaching tools in the class: "Everyone must be very curious, this person who can make Yu Tang desperate to make him enter the palace, just how beautiful he is. Take a look."

The projector light flashes slightly, and a large, white curtain appears. This is a collection of portraits from the National Museum. Paper and brushwork can be seen from thousands of years ago.

The person in the painting wore a snow-white, wide-sleeve robe standing next to a bamboo forest, holding a book in his hands. Upright posture, does not lose to the surrounding bamboo. The person seems to be founding someone who was looking at him, in the painting he was raising his eyes slightly, looking in the direction of the painter, revealing a faint smile.

"My God..." The girls in the class whispered, never knowing that a fine ink brush painting can make someone look so beautiful, and that it is clear and handsome, and it was difficult for the gentleman, even the painter. The suppressed love was poured out through the yellowed paper.

"I'm going to travel across back to ancient time after this, a lot of beautiful men in ancient times, ah ah!" Sister Hua couldn't help feeling upset.

"If I were an Emperor, I wouldn't be willing to let such a beautiful person as a minister assistant. That man must be turned to my bed!" The boys in the class joked that they drew the attention of the people around them."This picture was found in a tomb excavation which dug Emperor Yu Tang burial place at Zhaoling mound Mausoleum and when he was unearthed he was buried with it. The next one is the portrait of Emperor Yu Tang, which was printed on our textbooks." The history teacher said, releasing the full version of Yu Tang's portrait.

The Emperor in the painting was dressed in bright yellow and black ceremonial robe, and on his heads, he was wearing twelve dongzhu gongs. His face was handsome and almost to a glare. In a pair of deep veil, he was full of the wisdom and majesty of the Emperor.

"This Emperor is very different from other Emperors."

The students turned up the comparison of historical textbooks, and the three consecutive dynasties had the same bearded fat Emperor, the dark-faced Emperor with a pig's back face, and with a look of dead flappy skin. The great fat dynasty Emperors, and then when one looks at the handsome eyes on the map this Yu Emperor, this is not real!

The history teacher smiled triumphantly: "The reason why Emperor Yu Tang was different from the other Emperors is because this painting was painted by his Male Empress."

And the figure of a beautiful gentleman standing by the bamboo forest, from Yu Tang hands with the private seal of the Emperor was also covered.

"This is the benefit of marrying a male Empress." The history teacher lifted her chin up and said, "Yes, he can help criticize the decrees, paint portraits, teach the court some manners, teach the crown prince." Using a portrait painted by the Empress would not be shown because it is contaminated with Empress powder.

Unlike Song Xiao painting...... this painting was drawn when he was still working as a assistant minister of the Ministry of Finance. Naturally, this painting can be recognized by historians

"Teacher, there is a benefit to marrying a Male Empress" Someone raised their hands.

"What?" The history teacher asked with a smile.

"The male Empress has no menstrual period, and him and the Emperor can do it every day!" one boy said loudly.

Teenage boys are particularly interested in some physiological knowledge, and menstruation and sanitary napkins are on their lips every day. Even if they are encumbered by girls, they will not change.

The whole class laughed loudly, and Song Xiao's face suddenly turned red.

Liu Lu, who was sitting in front of the Song Xiao, looked back at the stunned and embarrassed Song Xiao. He whispered: "The people on the painting look like the class monitor and Song Xiao...."

When this remark came out, the special class went silent for a moment and then exploded like a boiling pot.

The history teacher was also attracted by this attention. Then she took a close look at the looks of the two men and suddenly became shocked.

"The Emperor Yu Tang was called Yu Tang, and that name is like the class monitor's!"

"My God, they would not be the reincarnation of the Emperor and the Male Empress!"

"Amazing!"

"Quiet!" Suddenly Yu Tang sat upright and shouted loudly. When the crowd closed their mouths, he said coldly, "Zhang Yifan, Liu An, stand out!"

Zhang Yifan was the man who just joked about menstruation, and Liu Yu was the guy who wanted to drag the Assistant Minister to the bed. The two boys also wanted to explain but Gu An had already got up and grabbed the collar and dragged them out one by one.

Song Xiao mind suddenly produced a kind of illusion that the two were to be dragged out for a beheading

Because the two troubled people were "pulled on a dagger," others were calm, and the history teacher who had just forgotten about it had regained consciousness.At one moment, she was thrilled by the reincarnation comment and did not control the discipline in the class. She was finished by the principal thought at glance admiration, and some tangled frowning, this child really is like the Emperor in the painting.

In the evening, a posting appeared on the "Yue Yue" forum.

1]..... I'm sorry this Chinese forum talk fan girls is confusing

[I think I know who was the last person who looked like a Empress, and we also found the reincarnation of the Emperor. ]

[Landlord] : Beaver Beaver civet cats today in class, we were being taught about Jing Hong Sheng Shi 《Jing Hong Golden Age》 ah I wanted to die!!!, suddenly we discovered that our class boys look alike to His Royal Highness the male Empress...., he is a white and tender shallots teenager. And more importantly, his table mate, looks like the Emperor! Got it! and also! it is good! Like! Ah ah ah ah ah ah, the landlord has died......

The first handsome Panda in the universe : Hold the horses.... do not die first, tell me what school they are in?

Spicy small green buck: No map no truth, then the landlord to pay the death figure

[landlord]: Beaver Beaver civet cats As teachers, how can they send out students private photos! Mouthy!

Huang Wan wild goose: I have brain to make up a story eighty thousand words small universe

First handsome Panda in the universe: I will begin to open a pit for you.

spicy small green buck: Go upstairs you fool, geese are not stupid

The entire post had finally turned into a variety of text begging begging begging for a picture but because the landlord is quietly..... everyone aroundef around looking for clues.

From the beginning to the end of the story..... An avatar is a yellow bird.

You love the forum.....why don't you consider writing a sequel

Huangye Wanhe: Hey, I'll go! Hey, you're not sleeping yet?

Xiaoxiao love Tangtang: I wish I was the bed, and 88

Yellow wild Wan Hok:......

His Majesty the Emperor deadpan face closed the computer, he had received Dà Yú capital text message on his phone, which told him the first batch of Xinghai entertainment funds have been put in place.

Song Xiao walked from the bathroom, found Yu Tang straight face sitting in high chair in one hand and a Coke plus ice in one hand and the other a thick contract.

"What is this?" Song Xiao toweled at his wet head.

Yu Tang took a look at him and took his towel and patted Song Xiao head. Song had short hair.....

Song Xiao raised his hand and pulls his hair from Yu Tang hands and poured himself a cup of Coke.

"The money for Xinghai Entertainment has arrived." Yu Tang told him to read the text message and then gave him a pen. "Sign it."

"Ah?" Song Xiao held the pen blankly, and took a look at the contract on the table again, the title clearly writes three words of "Selling Oneself Contract".

Party A is Yu Tang, and Party B is Song Xiao. Really it was as what he said before, the contract lover agreement, but... Even if it was in a novel, Yu Tang wouldn't really list them?

Clause 7: Party B must ensure that the number of attendances per week in adulthood matter must not be less than three times. If there are less than three times in a week, it will be paid back in the next week and settled at the end of the month. If it is not completed at the end of the month, the next month the adult stuffs will be doubled....

Clause 23: Party B shall not close the door while bathing to ensure that Party A can enter the bathroom at any time. If Party B does not cooperate, Party A reserves the right to break the door.

...

Song Xiao looked at the above clause, even "sleeping timetable must rely on Party A. Party B must massage Party A before going to bed ". These subtleties are written up. The most outrageous one is the last one.

Clause 98: After the contract is terminated, if Party B is pregnant and finds himself in trouble times, he must go back to Party A to marry him!

Song Xiao looked at the cool-headed Emperor under his head: "Party B is a man, how do you expect me to get pregnant?"

"Just in case it happens.... like the unavoidable circumstances explanation of us meeting in this century.....if there is a chance then in the contract, it must be clearly written." Yu Tang stroked his chin and motionless him to sign.

The so-called unavoidable circumstances are written in all contracts. It is generally indicated that there are irresistible factors such as natural disasters and wars, and the contract would be automatically cancelled. This contract, however, states that contracts are still valid in case of irresistible factors such as floods, fires, earthquakes, and wars.

This is too much overlording!

Song Xiao protested with dissatisfaction and he was mercilessly suppressed by the Emperor, who forced him to sign the unequal treaty.

Looking at Song Xiao's writing the word "Song Xiao" on the last page of the contract, the Emperor face was satisfies with satisfaction that Party A has written two names: "Yu Tang, Yu Jin Tang." To avoid cancellation if they ever go back to Yu Dynasty one day, if Song Xiao says does not recognize him.

Song Xiao naturally understand the meaning of this clause, he could not help but smacked his mouth, it was too late to close the contract, he was caught in bed for a massage.

As a scholar, Song Xiao knew about massage and sat down next to the Emperor. He reached out and squeezed his hands. The thin, smooth muscles of young people feel good. Yu Tang felt a bit of a dry mouth moan, and Song Xiao's ears went red. He slowly retracted his hands and offending the Emperor's dragon body is a big sin.

"We're going to have a branch in studies right now. What do you want to learn?" Yu Tang stretched his limbs, grabbed the lazy child and pulled him up.

"Learn from Arts, my science results are not good, the study of the arts has the best options for me." Song Xiao carefully calculated.

Yu Tang was frowning : "That's why I also will learned to write Arts."

The division of students will be divided into classes. If Yu Tang studies science, he will be separated from Song Xiao.

Song Xiao looked up at him and frowned. "Emperor, the future can not be used to joking matter."

"I'm not kidding." Yu Tang said with a serious look.

Song Xiao sat up and looked at him. The Emperor was not the Prince or a Great Grandson. He did not have the worries of previous life. He did not work hard like in the previous life. The whole person was swaying and watching things turn around.

Thinking about the great Emperor in the history books, looking at the guy who is not good at learning, Song Xiao couldn't help telling him: "This Assistant Minister will bluntly say..... that the Emperor's family is not as simple as the previous royal family. How would the matter be solved? So many uncles look at you, if you don't work hard and just thinking about playing around, how would you protect Princess An Yuan? Can you protect Little Lin?"

This was a joke, but the Emperor was hesitant to be chided by his wife. The Emperor grinned and muttered, "Oh, yeah, I know."

The officials records said that the Emperor could not be angry, let alone at his own empress.

After Song Xiao finished, he gave him a glance and turned to lie down. In a short time, a warm body was cuddled up.

"My university education means I will go study abroad.... Then you have to come with me." Yu Tang put his chin on Song Xiao's head, lazily.

Go abroad? Song was shocked since Yu Tang had mentioned it before. Yu Tang had told him about the benefits of studying abroad. However, it takes a lot of money to go abroad. Annual tuition fees are very expensive plus the high priced life there, food and shelter should cost a lot of money. The family's Entertainment company is slowly slurring, and his father owes so much debt to Yu Tang family. Where is the money for him to go abroad to study going to come from?

Song Xiao silently sighed and quietly grasped the hand on his waist.

However, when Song Xiao agreed, Yu Tang took a deep breath of satisfaction, took his own cheering supporter to his chest, and decided to go to science classes.

The author has something to say: Small theater:

Pastor Xiao Ding: Mr. Yu, from now on, whether you are rich or poor, are you willing to take care of him and protect him?

Yu Tang: I'm willing to

Pastor Xiao Ding: Mr. Song, from now on, regardless of poverty and affluence, you are willing to love him and open the bathroom and your legs for him. Even if you are pregnant, you will not find another affectionate man. Will you really live with him for all your lives?

Song Xiao:...... Who wrote the damn oath

Yu Tang: Say yes, do not speak lots of words

Song Xiao: "......."

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