In Naruto with Slightly Perverted System

Hidan and Kakuzu walked away from the village as Hidan smiled maniacally.

'More sacrifices for Jashin-sama.' He thought as Kakuzu was trying to search every person who was following them.

Kurenai talked in their wireless chakra tooth earpiece.

[a/n: Yes, they do have a wireless chakra tooth earpiece. I think it was shown during the war arc? Well, if I somehow managed to forget to mention it two chapters earlier, I'm sorry.]

'They already noticed that we are following them.'

From the earpiece, Asuma replied.

'They still haven't noticed me, Shikamaru and TenTen. Shikamaru, we will proceed with your plan.'

'It won't take that long.' Shikamaru replied.

After saying that Asuma, Shikamaru and TenTen bolted away sneakily.

'Sure. We'll fight Kakuzu on plain ground. It would be more advantageous for us.'

While they were whispering in their chakra tooth earpiece, Hidan and Kakuzu were still walking.

"Kakuzu….. let me have fun with them. Don't interfere with my fight. I'll leave some to you." Hidan said as he licked his lips.

"I don't care. But you have to give me money."

"I-I'm broke."

"You still have some left."

"Ah…. Jashin-sama, I will sacrifice my wallet for you. I agree, Kakuzu."

"That's great." Kakuzu said before he asked.

"But how much do you really have?"

"A-Aha, aha, I have around 3 million Ryo."

"I see. You'll be in debt."

"Noooooo!"

"Will you still agree to the deal?"

"Ok. I agree." Hidan said with tears streaming down his face. He was even in debt. But it was all for Jashin-sama, it was all fine… he convinced himself so that he wouldn't feel sad.

"Anyway, Hidan. We are arriving at the plains."

"That's great."

They both walked and soon, there was nothing that was around them except for plain rocky land. There were some huge rocks that were taller than the height of humans. There was a forest near there although it was almost 10 kilometers away.

Shikamaru and TenTen were dashing there as they were going to set up traps for Hidan.

"Oi, you all can come out now." Hidan shouted with a grin.

"…"

"Damn, are you really not co-" He was in the middle of his sentence when a large swarm of insects was flying towards him.

"Haha! Keep your end of the deal, Kakuzu." He laughed as he swung his scythe. He was jumping backward while swinging his scythe and killing the bugs easily.

"Demonic Illusion: Hell Viewing Technique." Kurenai muttered as she used a genjutsu on Hidan from afar.

It was a genjutsu that makes the enemy live their fear. However, it would be useless if the enemy notices that their fear is nothing more than an illusion.

While swinging his scythe, Hidan suddenly stopped. In his mind, he was seeing himself abandoned by his god, Jashin.

He was taken aback for a solid 5 seconds.

"Bullshit. As if Jashin-sama would do something like this." He said with a grin as the illusion dispersed. The bugs managed to attack him but it only caused slight pain. His immortality was still at work.

Taking this opportunity, Ino made a move. She decided that this was the perfect time while Hidan's mind should be weak for a second. Even if he managed to dispel the illusion, his mind would still be vulnerable for a second or two.

"Mind Transfer Jutsu."

Her Mind Transfer jutsu improved a lot as she can use this jutsu a lot faster. Her jutsu reached Hidan in a span of 4.58 seconds as she took control of his body.

She fell limp as Kurenai caught her.

"Shino, guard her. I'll go and attack. Choji, you know what you have to do."

"Yes, sensei."

'I have to trust Kurenai-sensei, even though she is a genjutsu user, if she is that confident, it will work right?'

"Just sit and watch." Kurenai said as she disappeared from her place.

"Fast." Choji muttered as Kurenai appeared in front of Hidan. Ino was inside Hidan's mind and quickly dropped the scythe before canceling the jutsu.

Kurenai kicked Hidan as soon as Ino left the body and the scythe dropped.

"Fuck." Hidan muttered as he used his hands to block the kick.

*Crack*

The kick touched his hands as the sound of his bones being crushed rang. The kick directly broke Hidan's bones.

"Ah…. well, thanks for the blood." Hidan said with a grin as he took out a kunai and placed it in his arm. His bones already healed as he slashed at Kurenai.

"You probably didn't expect this, right?" Hidan said as Kurenai tried to dodge it. Her body moved to the left but the kunai slashed at her right arm and blood spurted out.

Ino woke up right after she finished the Mind Transfer as she had practiced this jutsu too many times and improved it together with Akihiko and her dad. Now, she could use the jutsu again and again as long as her chakra isn't exhausted.

"Ah!" She exclaimed as Hidan licked the blood on the kunai. His skin turned black as white lines also appeared.

He then dropped the blood down as he used his legs to draw a symbol quickly.

"Now, every attack I get will be reflected on you." He said as a metal rod slid down from his hand sleeve.

He placed it right in front of his belly as he pierced it.

"Don't worry. I will slowly torture you." Hidan said as he heard Choji's screams.

"NOOOOOOO! KURENAI-SENSEI!!!"

'Damn, I practiced this 100 times. This should be believable.' Choji thought as Hidan turned towards him with a sadistic smile.

At that moment, Kurenai used a small genjutsu as Hidan turned his head back. He saw Kurenai scrunching on the ground holding her belly like she was in great pain.

"Now, it's time for the heart." Hidan said as Choji acted for another time.

"SENSEI!!! HUMAN BULLET TANK!!!" He yelled as he rolled towards Hidan.

"Well, that's fine too. Your sensei will only suffer from your attack." Hidan said as Choji stopped in the middle of his tracks and turned back into his normal form. He had a difficult expression on his face as Hidan shook his head.

"Dumbass~" He said as he pierced his own heart with the rod.

'Kurenai' clutched her heart before she fell limp and died.

"Well, don't you want to follow your sensei? Fat boy."

"I'M NOT FAT! I'M JUST CHUBBY!!!" Choji lost himself as he really attacked this time. He used his Human Bullet Tank and rolled towards Hidan.

'Trap is all set up. Please lure him here.'

Choji didn't hear it as he was enraged. Ino quickly used Mind Transfer on Choji. It was easier as he was going in a straight line.

Ino managed to control Choji's mind and she continued rolling.

"Oh ho. Dumb dumb. Haven't you seen how your teacher died?" Hidan said as he lifted up his scythe quickly and then slashed it towards Choji.

But then, his scythe stopped in the middle of the track as somebody grabbed the handle. He turned for a second and saw Kurenai smirking.

He was indeed surprised. He was sure that he managed to slash her.

'Unless… that blood was not hers.'

Yes. Kurenai had a small blood pack of a rabbit underneath her right sleeve.

He tried to kick her but Kurenai deflected it and tried to steal the scythe.

But Hidan didn't want to let go. So, unfortunately, Kurenai had to use more force. She unleashed her physical strength gained from Sex Training and grabbed the scythe.

[a/n: Just like Baki's PP training but female version… and it only works with Akihiko which involves being fucked.]

[E/N: so they trained their pps? Bro what the hell]

[A/N: Read it carefully. Bruh.]

The attempt was successful and she even managed to gain something more. Hidan's right arm was still attached to the scythe.

"Yuck." She threw away the scythe as she dashed backward. Hidan was extremely shocked this time. His whole arm was ripped off.

Then, he was hit with the incoming force of Ino occupying Choji's body and the Human Bullet Tank hit Hidan. Hidan flew backward at a very high speed before Ino hit him from another angle.

This continued again and again. Hidan tried to move away but right before he moved, Ino hit him again. Slowly, Hidan was pushed away to the border near the forest which was 10 kilometers away.

Yes. Ino hit him all the way to the forest.

"Well then, it's time to leave the job to Asuma, Shikamaru and Tenten."

Shino was guarding Ino's body as he thought, 'I'm worthless in this mission. I'm sad. I need to train harder.'

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Hidan's body already recovered as he landed on the ground.

"Shit. That hurts. I'm also dizzy." He said as he held his hand with his left arm.

"And fuck. My right arm was detached. I have to go and take it back. So troublesome." He said before he heard several shurikens being thrown towards him.

He leaped backward as he dodged all the shurikens.

"Oh? There were more people here." He said as Asuma came out while holding his two chakra blades.

He used Flying Swallow as chakra flowed through his blades. The chakra created an extended part of the blades as it was now longer.

"Nice party tricks." Hidan said as he took out another retractable spear from his left cloak.

"Even if I only have one arm, it will be enough to defeat you." He said as he grinned.

Asuma looked serious as Shikamaru and TenTen, who were hiding around 10 meters away, were waiting for the perfect timing.

He dashed forward with his chakra blades ready to attack as Hidan was also swinging his retractable spear.

They both clashed as Asuma swung both of his chakra blades. Hidan used his spear to block the attack as he spun and launched a kick to Asuma's stomach.

Asuma turned around as he swung his right blade and slashed Hidan's leg. It caused a large cut on his leg as Shikamaru was already moving sneakily.

Asuma then leaped backward as Hidan swung the spear. It missed since Asuma was already away.

"Wind Release: Dust Cloud Jutsu." Asuma shouted as he quickly used Horse, Monkey and Bird seals.

Asuma blew out a stream of high-velocity wind which contained dust particles. This jutsu was capable of decimating the target within seconds if they were caught.

Hidan quickly leaped to the left and thus managed to dodge the attack.

"Damn. I must thank her. My right arm was not caught up in the jutsu." Hidan said as he looked fine. Other than the right part of his cloak being destroyed, he was completely fine.

"Well, what are you gonna do now?" Hidan asked as he then continued talking.

"Well, if you aren't coming, I'm coming to you."

He dashed forward quickly as he stopped in the middle.

'Caught him.'x3

Hidan then turned around as he ran backward. Shikamaru was running parallel from him as they were near the trap.

Asuma was preparing his jutsu as he used Snake, Rat, Snake and Tiger signs.

"Fire Release: Ash Pile Burning."

Asuma started blowing a huge amount of chakra infused gunpowder from his mouth continuously as it acted as a smokescreen near Hidan.

Shikamaru stopped as Hidan was a few centimeters away from the pit. They made a mark on where Shikamaru should stop.

The pit was filled with explosion tags and spears pointing upwards.

Hidan couldn't see anything inside the smoke screen before he heard a click.

"This is the end."

(End-)

[ PR/N: No, this is Just the Beginning ]

[E/N: is it tho?]'

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