I Am Loaded with Passive Skills

Chapter 2594: The Body Is in the Dao Camp, the Heart Is in Xiaoshou (3)

Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio

The Divine Puppet suddenly let out a wild cry.

Its knees twisted and it bent at the waist. It launched a physical attack, a whip kick, that swept out as its upper and lower body pressed down with the borrowed momentum.

“Bang!”

For such a weak attack, Dao Qiongcang didn’t even need to use the Divine Secret.

He stretched out his hand to block the blow, and with a burst of Holy Power, half of the Divine Puppet’s leg was blasted into pieces by the recoil.

However, with this twist, the Divine Puppet bent down and quickly picked up the astrolabe that Yu Zhiwen had sent its way.

Without any hesitation, it connected its spiritual senses to the astrolabe.

In the Ran Ming Ruins, under Jin Ren’s feet, an Art of Spiritual Array Disc appeared and entered into the Unity of Man and the Heavens.

In a matter of seconds, he had cracked the protection of the astrolabe Guilan… It had long been removed and he obtained the key to the Qingyuan Mountain great array.

“Teleport!”

Jin Ren shouted excitedly and did not forget to bring Little Yu along.

The surrounding world lit up with patterns of light, flowers, trees, wind, water, and clouds… Path energy rose in all directions!

However, his wish did not come true.

Jin Ren could not use the power of the Qingyuan Mountain great array to teleport away from Dao Qiongcang. Instead he ended up in a place that had dense water vapor that could be a ‘waterfall’.

After the surrounding starlight lit up…

The Divine Puppet was still in its original position and still held on to the astrolabe.

Its innocent, patterned eyes looked up from below its butt and at Dao Qiongcang, who had just shattered its leg.

Dao Qiongcang smiled. His gaze passed through half of the Divine Puppet’s butt and met Xu Xiaoshou’s spiritual senses.

“Buzz!”

An illuminated gate lit up in the surroundings.

There were about fifty to sixty white-clothed people who walked out from it.

“Greetings, Hallmaster Dao!”

The unified shouts were majestic and their voices shook the clouds.

Jin Ren was silent as he shook the Guilan in his hand-there was no water in it, the array wheel was real; Yu Zhiwen really wanted to help him!

“This is indeed a key, but it’s useless.” Dao Qiongcang smiled and explained.

“When I first entered the mountain, I locked onto Yu Zhiwen’s location. I went to the waterfall and found the nine flaws… She is really brave!”

“I even wondered if there was such a possibility, but she had already done so… Ha, absolutely!”

Dao Qiongcang pursed his lips after he came back to his senses.

“After the great array broke, her astrolabe naturally became a mere decoration.”

“It can still be used, but it’s only because I gave it to her and wanted to let her use it…”

As Dao Qiongcang spoke, he had a sly expression on his face. He pointed at the Divine Puppet’s partial butt and shook his finger.

“The thing is, she can use it, but you can’t.”

Crack!

A hole opened in the center of the Divine Puppet’s butt, and a small black tube poked out of it. The length was just enough to reach Dao Qiongcang’s nostrils.

“Pfft!”

Like a fart, dark yellow mist gushed out of the black tube.

Dao Qiongcang’s reaction was already very fast. He thought that this was a variable and quickly retreated.

Who would have thought that this thing was not an energy attack, nor was it a physical output, but a gas discharge!

He held his breath in time.

However, the gas still entered his eyes, ears, nose, and mouth. It was no different from inhaling it on its own.

“Fart?”

The white-clothed people were shocked.

Hallmaster Dao had teleported them here. They thought that he was here to create another great array to be used as the array eye.

Who would have thought that Hallmaster Dao would have such a fetish- to let people watch him suck in farts in public?

“Wait…”

The Divine Puppet was not a human, so how could it fart?

This was clearly poison!

Everyone saw how Dao Qiongcang covered his nose and retreated.

“You…”

He could not speak, and his face turned from red to pale, then to green, and then to purple…

What a terrifying poison!

What sort of quality was this?

Xu Xiaoshou was a third grade Sovereign Stage Spiritual Cultivator, so he was indeed capable of producing high-quality poisons.

That’s not right either!

Even a saint grade poison shouldn’t be so strong and have such an immediate effect on someone at the demi-saint level, right?

“Hallmaster Dao…”

Everyone seemed to have realized something. They all lowered their heads and kept quiet out of fear and did not dare to make a sound.

“Hahahaha!”

The broken Divine Puppet threw away the astrolabe and burst into laughter before it collapsed onto the ground.

It stopped its struggles and the remaining path patterns on its body lit up…

“Even if your Hallmaster Dao is unpredictable and has a heart as deep as the sea, in the end, he still had to suck in my, Xu Xiaoshou’s fart?”

“Don’t worry, it’s not poison. It’s really just fart… I haven’t stooped to the point of using poison.”

“Today, Elder Dao, your skills are better than mine. I admit defeat.”

The Divine Puppet suddenly swelled up.

“Everyone, the mountain is high and the road is far. We’ll meet again if fate permits.”