Becoming a life winner from infancy

[2035]

[A moment to witness]

"A promotional video that won't officially be released until three years later! That's a huge promise!"

"Who can hit me with a hammer and send me to 2035 so I don't have to suffer anymore."

"In three years... we'll be able to control and play as Paru, that must be really fun!"

Xia Nuo counted on her fingers and said, "In three years, aren't we all going to be in fifth or sixth grade, super senior elementary students! By then, we should still be playing Paru."

"Typically, games get delayed, so we might not be able to play until middle school."

"Then let's play together then! I'm so looking forward to it..."

Three years later, "Paru GO!! 3" had only been in operation for a while.

"First up is the warm-up segment, before we introduce our all-star players, let's summon our two special mystery guests — please welcome today's all-star mysterious little guests — Wang Zihan, Su Mumu!"

"Hello everyone! Thank you, thank you all! I've missed you so much!"

Wang Zihan took the microphone with a smile, then started acting cool, showing off his signature move, the eyebrow shake.

"The good boy is me, I am Wang Zihan! Please make sure to learn from me."

This was a signature move of a loyal, lovestruck character he had played in the last viral short film "Friendship Nest," which also helped him gain a bit of fame.

So now, the little star Wang Zihan was in an exceptionally good mood, after all, he was a winner in life.

"Zi Han! Zi Han! Zi Han!"

Following closely behind Wang Zihan was the superstar child model, the motorcycle girl Su Mumu. At just under 11 years old, Su Mumu could definitely no longer be considered a lolita.

This was also the inevitable outcome of the times.

"Mu Mu! Mu Mu! Mu Mu!"

With a smile, Su Mumu greeted everyone, "Hello, I'm Su Mumu, I'm very happy to see all the brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts, little brothers, and little sisters again, and I hope you will continue to support Mu Mu oh!"

In this era, many children matured early. Su Mumu, gentle and poised, yet able to ride a superbike, had become the dominant older sister goddess in many young boys' hearts, with many child fans following her from a young age.

[That's me! I will always support and like Mu Mu! Love to watch, give her more camera time]

[I've been a loyal fan of Miss Mu Mu since third grade, who can compete with me]

[My mom said, when I was in kindergarten, I couldn't sleep without sister Mu Mu's commercials]

[Can that idiot Wang Zihan get lost, it dirties my goddess when the camera shows him and her together]

[Haven't you people been scammed by this game, I'm a parent of a child, my kid in third grade, spent three hundred thousand behind my back on "Paru GO," that's the money for his mother's medical treatment, our family's life depended on that money, can any kind-hearted person help me report and expose the unscrupulous business' deceitful gold-digging behavior]

"Welcome our two handsome lads and beauties, how do you feel about coming to Qiankun City today?"

Paru gave the word to Wang Zihan, who could bring a lively atmosphere:

Wang Zihan turned his head to glance at Su Mumu, then covered his chest with his hand, smiling as he said, "My feelings are, of course, indescribably excited."

It seems the last time he shared a stage with Sister Mu Mu was, precisely 122 days, 22 hours, 21 minutes and 33 seconds ago—or make that 34 seconds.

This time he'd also encountered the ancient rival Fang You; he could hardly wait to start showing off and beating his chest.

"Me too."

With a smile, Su Mumu said, "Because I saw someone I've always wanted to meet."

Someone I've always wanted to meet...

Isn't that me!

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Ah, wow, Sister Mu Mu is so direct.

Ah, how embarrassing...

Wang Zihan's face turned red instantly, and his body started to twist uncontrollably on stage.

The happiness was just too sudden!

"You can tell Mu Mu and Zi Han are really happy this time. Hey, Zi Han... Zi Han? Hey, stop standing there grinning like a fool, what are you laughing at? Wake up!"

Paru squatted down and frantically waved his hand in front of Wang Zihan to remind him:

"You don't actually think Mu Mu was talking about wanting to see you, do you?"

[Uncle Paru, I'm OK!]

[Hahaha, Uncle Paru loves to troll online, he's so blunt]

[I declare Paru to be the only daddy figure in my heart, no one else comes close]

[That's right, Uncle Paru, hurt him good, love to watch, want more]

[Seeing their Zi Han take a hit is the only way I can accept watching Zi Han]

[Somehow, I think the person above is also a Zi Han fan]

Clearly, everyone still underestimated Wang Zihan's capabilities; even with Paru's words being so clear, Wang Zihan remained immersed in his beautiful delusion that Su Mumu wanted to see him.

"Ah, you really shouldn't say things like that outright. Girls need to save face, too..."

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[What to do, I was completely killed by Zi Han]

[As expected of my Zi Han, easily achieving what others can't even imagine]

[No script, I don't believe. How can anyone be so self-delusional? I'm impressed]

[To others, there might be suspicion of a script, but as a true Zi Han fan, you shouldn't say such foolish things]

[Zi Han army! Assemble!]

If it were a kid like Ling Nai, at this moment she might have stepped forward to directly refute Wang Zihan's daydreams and then kicked him flying.